Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ball room notoriety
I always fill my ball room
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls, I've got big balls
They're such big balls, and they're dirty big balls
He's got big balls, and she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ball room's always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls, dirty big balls
He's got big balls, and she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls, We've got big balls
We've got big balls, dirty big balls
He's got big balls, she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish

Ball sucker